Welcome to The Road Trip

“Please God, just send one vehicle. Anything, please. I’ll ride piggyback on a unicyclist if they can get me to a gas pump before sunset,” you say.

It’s been three hours since you and your car ran out of gas, fumes, and the will to live but you’re still here stalled on the side of the road, so you might as well start talking to yourself. Not a single ca…